d21lewis on 07 April 2009
What he should have done, was knock over a trashcan, while in his underwear. A curious racoon would've showed up to see what was going on. The trick is to appear startled, but curious. Probably wouldn't hurt to say something like: "I was just about to clean this up.....do you wanna.....I dunno.....just hang out?" Racoons LOVE the shy, curious act. Then, he could have invited the animal in to play some Sly Cooper or something. Dim the lights. A little vodka and some sushi would have sealed the deal. Casual, consentual, raccoon lovin'. Ain't nothing sexier than that. Aaaaaah, yeeeaaaaah......
When your penis is shredded, it's too late to think about what you SHOULD HAVE done.
