No Gaming Character would ever stand a chance against Kratos.

[Garnett]

Garnett said:

Garnett said:

Garnett said:
Pfft the guy in thebackground from Wii sports is bad ass!

 

 

So much bad ass!

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Mii ^

Mii can eat just one Lay's potato Chip.

There are no races, only countries of people Mii has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Mii CAN believe it's not butter.

If tapped, a Mii roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

 

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Mii's pajamas.

When Mii's does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Mii's can slam a revolving door.

Superman once played an game of Wii sports, He then cried himself to sleep.

Miyamoto doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

Mii is the reason why Waldo is hiding.