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Insurances are an unadulterated source of hilarity.
I have one on my house that goes to the length of specifying in small clauses that it doesn't cover:
- damages caused by "angry mobs", though they don't specify about pitchforks and torches
- damages caused by "rioters taking possession of it as an operation base"
and best of all
- damages caused by "self-made devices for the acceleration of subatomic particles"
- damages caused by "self-made devices for the fission of the nucleus of atoms"

Darn, there goes my hobby project for an H-bomb in the attic...



"All you need in life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure." - Mark Twain

"..." - Gordon Freeman