Educate Me About The Wii's Controls

[your mother]

"Wouldn't flaming me only encourage me to flame?"

Wouldn't your flaming everyone on the forum who remotely likes the Wii encourage them to flame you?

There's two sides to the same coin, you know...

"But I am willing to give it ONE LAST CHANCE!"

Good for you. Maybe you can give it ONE LAST CHANCE by actually spending time with the console instead of flaming it all the time.