Want to Live Longer? Cut Back on Red Meat.

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The Ghost of RubangB said:

That Guy said:

Kasz216 said:
Oh, also eating less red meat helps the enviroment if you believe in man made global warming...

and eating less meat in general helps the world hunger crisis.

Though I do admit. Hamburgers rule.

 

what do you mean MAN made global warming?

 

Cow Farts = COW made global warming.

 

I don't understand how we still cannot harness the power of Cow Farts to power our world. We could just have them all rounded up in little Pods like in the Matrix. That way we can steal their farts while they sleep in a dream world.

I don't think cows were going to take over the world and destroy the atmosphere on their own. I think it was a human idea to breed cows in the zillions at the expense of clean water, clean plants, clean air, and clean food for millions of people.

 

Without man though, I am curious to know how many animals would be a alive. I bet we would have more cows/bison, etc to fart all over the place.

When Louis and Clark got to the Mississippi river, they looked for a place to cross. It was about a mile wide where the found it. So, they started heading up the banks of the river until they spotted rapids (rapids means shallow water).

When they got there, to there surprise the water was not shallow at all. What they were seeing was millions of beaver crossing the river. Wildlife without man, was on a scale that we can't imagine today.

You can blame man for a lot. But to say the nature of things without us would be better in every instance I think is wrong. Yea.. a lot of farts would be out there, even without us (maybe even more).