Ok. Page and a half without a raunchy joke. This ends here...
A bloke is having a pee at a public urinal when another bloke comes in and stands next to him. The first bloke can't help but notice the odd arm movements of the second bloke. He has his arms up, bent at the elbows with his fingers splayed out. He looks kind of like a demented bird or praying mantis as he fumbles unsuccessfully at his fly.
Feeling sorry for the obviously handicapped fellow, the first guy motions towards his fly with obvious intentions of helping.
The handicapped man makes eye contact and gets a big grin on his face as he nods for the first guy to go ahead. Undoing his fly, he stands back and watches the man with the handicap. He now goes through the same spastic movements with as much success as before...
Making sure no one else is around, the first bloke then reaches down and removes the handicapped bloke's penis for him. The handicapped man lets out a sigh of relief as he finally gets to pee.
When he's finished, the first bloke puts his penis back in and zips him up. The handicapped man smiles again and as he turns to leave says, "Thanks, man! My nails should be dry now!"
