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From Portal:

"That thing you burned isn't important for me. It's the fluid catalytic unit. It made shoes for orphans."

"You euthanized your weighted companion cube more quickly than any other test subject on record. Congratulations."

"That was my morality core that they installed when I flooded the building with deadly neurotoxin, to keep me from flooding the building with deadly neurotoxin."


"The weighted companion cube will not threten to stab you and, infact, cannot speak.
If the weighted companion cube dose speak to you, please disregard it's advice."

"Remember that time we tried to kill you by putting you in fire and you were like NOOO WAAI???! That was great."