Haggard: [after being threatened by the Army] Oh yeah? Says you and what army?
Sweetwater: What?!
Haggard: Well, I've just always wanted to say that.
Sweetwater: Why?!
Haggard: Sounds cool.
Haggard: [when the player picks up a Specialist weapon] Is...is that a silencer? That's kinda girly.
[after Haggard "invades" a neutral country looking for the mercenary’s gold]
Sarge: Is this you idea of "fun", Haggard?
Haggard: Well... yeah?







