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Squilliam: MM most definately. Im on a diet so the thought of MMs melting in my mouth and not in my hand is an extremely delightful thought. Mmmm chocolate.

I must confess I had a public penis incident or PPI. When I was walking my dog my zip came down and as I was walking along a busy path dozens of people had the opportunity to witness my goodies.

Have you ever stuck your finger in a dyke?

Kirby007: Hey my ex isn't that fat...

 

This made me laugh so hard, I think I alarmed my neighbours

Can I do an interview? I haven't had the chance to vent my darkest rancy secrets since the tossing salad thread



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