And then, d21lewis arrived......
-I saw a guy shot point blank in the head at a party.
-I've seen an old lady who died and had shit smeared all over her lips and teeth (she was saving it in boxes too)
-I saw a car accident where a lady was flung into a tree and torn into pieces. I still don't think we found all of her.
-I saw a guy who died in his yard and wasn't found until two or three days later. He was out in the sun. When we picked him up to put into a body bag, her ripped open like a bag of Jiffy Pop. He was white when he died. He was brown when we found him.
-I saw a guy who died on his sofa and stayed there for at least a week. When we tried to pick him up, about a million bugs came out of his lower back. He also changed from white to brown (and purple!)
-I saw a guy who got into a fight with his wife, and she ran over his foot with her car, trying to get away. His bones were sticking out of his ankle.
-I saw Akiba propose to Meryl in Metal Gear Solid 4. Disgusting!!
