One time when I was 13 or 14, a really ugly girl was talking to me on the internet (back on AOL 3.0), and her friends kept IMing me and telling me that she had a crush on me and I should ask her out. I told her friends that they should leave me alone, and if it's such a big deal they should just tell her to ask me out herself. She immediately asked me out over the internet, and I said yes. Then we planned our first date to be at the next junior high dance the following weekend. I went to the dance with some friends, and met up with her friends (so they all saw me there and knew I was there), but then before my date showed up to dance with me, I climbed a wall and hid in the rafters for the whole night. The next day she IM'd me and asked where I was at the dance, and said all her friends talked to me and knew I was there, but she couldn't find me. And I said "Yeah, so like, uh, remember when you asked me out and I said yeah? I was totally kidding."












