How Microsoft defeated Sony.

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Squilliam said:

noname2200 said:
My opponent shoots himself in one foot with a .44, and then again in the other, minutes before the 400m race. I only shoot myself in one foot, with a 9 mm. I beat him by 2.5 seconds in said race.

I'm now a genius?

 

No you're just a very slow runner who can't run much faster than someone who shot himself in the feet once more than you.

 

Not to mention, Sounds like he is a bad shot as well. :D