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Stoya is surprisingly down with geeky things. A dedicated Sid Meier fan who grew up learning DOS from her IT dad (daddy issues, just as I suspected), she also rocks both a Blackberry and a G1.

But as for the game, she's not a fan, saying she wouldn't use it in either her professional or personal lives. Man, and I was just about to buy it, too.

I guess it sucks!