blizzards future
2010: Starcraft 2 terrans releases to uproar of angry koreans who want three campaigns. They immediately use there super fast internets to warp to blizzard headquarters and take it over by brute force. The immediatly distribute 5 billion copies of starcraft 2 to the whole world. (except china because games are against the law now, which chops off that last billion). After this the koreans begin to defeat everyone in the world. We all sink into a "depression" in which we are all actually deeply distraught by the korean starcraft skill. Then gabe newell comes out with his army of steam powered robots a digitally distributes first person shooters onto all the korean computers and deletes starcraft 2. The koreans, having no reason to live any longer. play the shooter and all loose immediately and 5 days of suffering are finally over. Gabe is declared king of all foods and never has to develope for a console again.
