I don't meet many of these definitions. Well, the social life might disqualify me. Gotta have friends and get out *sometime*. Anyhow, one of my friends has been converted to this evil I describe below. She's no longer a credible nearly hardcore or informative gamer. 
13. You enjoy playing the Sims 2- Not only do you enjoy it, you purchase every expansion pack and stuff pack and fan pack and who knows what pack. You've spent more money on fancy hairdos and suave chic furnishings than all other game and console purchases combined.
When your friends ask if you'd like to come over for some Mario Kart Wii, you promptly reply, "Sorry. I have to get dinner on the table and make sure my virtual bundles of joy do their homework tonight before bed." ----> 0_0
Person 1: Does Valkyria Chronicles have trophies?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Forget it. I'm not buying it.
Person 2: Wait! It's amazing! Unique, charming, drop dead gorgeous... Hello?
