What? Chrono Trigger was easy. You want a hard RPG, I'll give you one.
Right now.
You are standing on the edge of a cliff. To your west, there is a fatal cliff drop. To your north is a haunted house, which is on fire. To your east, a firing squad, just starting to aim. To your south, a grue is approaching. In your inventory, you have a DS, 5 bucks, and a hoagie. What do you do?












