"And multiverse is a ridiculous explanation, it's just laughable that there would be 1000's of Slimebeasts out there living a near perfect copy of my life."
That has no bearing on whether it is true.
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"I fail to see how this quantum fluctuation explanation is plausible. It's still a timed event that needs a cause."
No, that's the beauty of it. It is a truly random event, the same as when a radioactive isotope 'decides' to decay. It genuinely isn't caused by anything.







