Who here has had a girlfriend?

[Kwaidd]

I had a girlfriend once, a loong long time ago...and things were great.

 

..then I married her like an idiot, what was I thinking?!?  You see, 10 years ago when I said "I do"...she said "I won't" and I've been flogging the bishop ever since.

 

Let that be a lesson to you young folk.  /grin