d21lewis on 09 February 2009
It depends. If it's like a school/office building or something where pretty much everyone has a degree of class, I'll drop a deuce with pride and confidence.
If it's a place like Wal-Mart where people are popping in and out, and there's a chance 50 Cent is going to kick in the stall door and toss a cat on me (happens more often than you think), or somebody is standing outside laughing while I poop, then my sphincter may shrivel to the size of a pin head.
I do my best work at home. It's where I have the home turf advantage. I know the court and know how to hit the sweet spot.......with poop.
