Whatever you eat, make sure it's either:
a) Bowl food
b) Takeaway
For optimum lounging.
Prevent consumption of greasy snacks without adequate hand-wiping top if you don't want your controller to be slidy and horrible.
Furiously gulp beer and cola and stuff face with finger foods during every fmv.
Oh, and switch off/unplug the phone; and no tight-binding underwear.







