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Pssht, you guys have some silly idea's ;/ I'd make a Wii game that just fit the carnal desires of wii owners all over the world.

The game would play in first person, would not have a vertical look, just horizontal (ala doom style :D ), and the entire premise would be to pick up hundreds of virtual melee weapons (NO GUNS), and beat the crap out of Zombies, Furbies, Rabbids, Nazi's, Aliens, and basically any other cliche' or scary creature. The only motion control would be your wii-mote motions, which would be utilizing motion plus mind you.

The game would range from wiffle ball bats, to light sabers, each utilizing the physics properties of such, and it would all be in glorious Dolby 7.1 (I don't care if the wii can't output that, it would do it anyway ;/ it's my game dammit ). The game would put extra emphasis on the sound effects.

This game would have powerups at random. Things that alter the speed of your character, the physics properties of your weapons (I.E. you could hit something and launch it at excessive speeds of over 100 miles per hour and have it bounce around), invisibility etc etc etc etc.

There would be a gore slider. From non-existent to 100 gallons per body, and upon detonation there would be 7 rib cages per average nazi. Yes.

Every weapon would have a special charge move (because charge moves are just cool ;/ ).

The environments would vary from everyday urban living, to worlds only existing in anime's, this game would cross dimensions cuz it's that awesome.

Controls would be super simple, one button to pick up the item, then swing it as you would, and that same button to pick up another weapon. Then the nunchuck would control your movement.

Local 4 player, 4 player online, up to 8 players. Death match is the only mode >_>

 

The name of the game would go along the lines of... Oolongs burnt noodle tea.



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