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After an intense high speed chase, an officer finally gets the lawbreaker to pull over.

"You know," says the cop, "I was originally going to pull you over to tell you your taillight is out. Why the hell di you take off like that?"

"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back."



Pacman taught people to run around in dark rooms munching on pills while listening to repettive techno music and for that I somewhat idolise him.