| Kantor said: Ooh, here's one my friend told me. Dick Cheney asks George Bush a question: If my father and mother have a child, and it's not my brother or sister, who is it? Bush is unable to answer, and runs off, looking for a telephone. He calls Barack Obama and asks the question. Obama answers "Why, me, of course!" Bush, very excited, decides to ask somebody this question. So he calls Condoleeza Rice and asks "If my father and mother have a child, and it's not my brother or sister, who is it?" Rice thinks for a while and answers "Me!" Bush replies "No, you idiot! It's Barack Obama!" |
thats actually pretty good, sad thing is had to read it twice before i got it!!
A newly wed couple are having the time of their life, sex every day, every position, every where they go. but it all came to a sudden end when the male of the relationship had to go on a trip for business and could not take his new partner with him. Since he liked satisfying her sexual needs so much, and didnt want her to go without he decides to get her a present, he goes to sex toy shop and asks the shop assistant if there is a toy that he can buy for his wife to cover the situation he is in. the shop keeper says he has just the thing, they are very rare and quiet expensive, its a "vodoo" vibrator. the shop keeper explains all you do is say "vodoo dick" and the location you want it to go to.
quiet happily he buys the vibrator and presents it to his wife and explains to her how to use it. Ofcourse the very next day after he is gone she decides to give it a test drive! she starts with "vodoo dick my pussy" and the vibrator shoots from her hand and inserts itself in her pussy. soon enough she is climaxing all over the place, she pulls the vibrator out and puts it on the table but it shoots back into her pussy. she cant handle it, climax after climax, she cant turn it off. she manages to call her husband and asks him how to turn it off, ofcourse he has no idea and tells her to go to the shop and ask the attendant how to turn it off.
so she gets into the car with vibrator still up inside her and starts driving to the shop. she driving all over the place as she climaxes yet again. A police car notices her and pulls her over. fairly embarrased she explains the situation to the cop. and all the cop says to her is "yeah right!! vodoo dick my ass"
