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[gengen2034]

2 priests decided to head down to the bathroom and take shower after a game of squash
while in the bathroom they get undressed and everything but they realize they left the soap back in their room
one of the priests decides to run back to the room and grab 2 bars of soaps and since it is quiet late he assumed no one would see him. on the way back from the room he hears footsteps so not knowing wat to do he freezes on the spot like a statue
3 nuns are coming past and see the priest standing there, but because they have never seen a naked male body they dont know it is real
nun1: it looks so real
nun2: go ahead and touch it see wat its like
nun3: go ahead touch it, quickly before anyone sees!
so the first nun reaches over and touches his penis
startled the priest drops one of the bars of soap
nun1: wow! look wat i got a bar of soap
nun2: my turn, i want a bar of soap too
so she walks over and gives it a pull, startled again the priest drops the second bar of soap
nun2: look at this!! i got one too!
so the third nun tries to get in on the action
she grabs the priests ding-dong and gives it a tug
then another, and another, and another...
nun3: oh look its hand cream!!!