The Ghost of RubangB on 31 January 2009
I would make an FPS with an awesome new weapon: a gun that shoots blackholes. Yeah it doesn't make any sense, but it makes everything blow up and looks totally fucking sweet. You could choose between 2 supersoldiers and 8 naked chicks. I would buy 100 monkeys and 100 typewriters and give them 100 days to hammer away at a story and dialogue, which I would change as little as possible. Then I would spend 70 million on graphics and 30 million on advertising on Mountain Dew cans, and I would get GOTY and morons everywhere would say my game had "Oscar-worthy dialogue."
The other 400 million would be enough for all my other ideas in my previous posts.
