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3 best mates from high school get engaged(to different woman) and they celebrate
they decide at this party to get married on the same day and go on honeymoon on the same days to the same location.
so the wedding takes place
and they all set off to their destination

they meet up at the bar that night and come up with a competition, see who can have sex the most overnight. but telling each other how many times they did without the wives finding out what they talking about would be hard. so they came up with toast for breakfast, how ever many slices of toast you order for breakfast would be how many times they had sex

the next day at breakfast, they are sitting at different tables and the first guy orders breakfast
"i'll have 2eggs, bacon, some sausages, and 4 slices of toast"
the other two guys keep quiet but they are both impressed
the second guy orders
"i'll have the special, with 6 slices of toast please"
the first guy and the last are even more impressed
then the last guy orders
"i'll have the works, with 8 slices of toast, oh and can you make 4 of those brown!!"