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people!
there are heaps of awesome jokes out there
look for them and get posting
as an example someone find the one from "assasins" starring sylvester stallone
there is an awesome joke on there



little girl: mummy!, mummy!
mum: yes dear
little girl: wats a penis?
mum: its something that boys have
little girl: can i have one?
mum: no you cant, you a little girl!
little girl: BUT I WANT ONE!! i want one mummy, I WANT ONE!!
mum: ok, ok, i tell you what, if you a good girl when you older you can have one if you choose
little girl: what if im a bad girl mummy??
mum: well.... (sigh) i guess you can have as many as you want