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thanks wesslewoggle now you know what to do to get a bike!!!
im still holding out for a xbox360
at the rate im going probably fall off before it happens!!


little johny at show and tell at school

teacher: johny its your turn for show and tell
johny walks up to the board grabs the white board marker and draws a dot on the board.
he then waits exactly 5 minutes and draws another dot right next to the first one
teacher: wat is that johny??
johny: that is a period
teacher: that is very good johny, but what is the relevance of this for show and tell?
little johny looks confused, thinks for a few seconds and comes up with
johny: beats the shit out of me!! but this morning my sister said she missed her period, mum started shouting, dad had a heart attack, and the guy next door shot himself!!