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little johny at sunday school...

the teacher at sunday school asks the kids
"wats the first thing that goes to heaven when you die??"
little johny replies eagerly
"its the feet miss!, its the feet!!"
teacher says
"the feet?? what makes you say that"
little johny says
"well last night i heard moaning from my parents room, i took a peek, and here was mum with her feet in the air, dad was on top of her trying his hardest to push her down and mum was shouting "god i'm coming!, god im coming!!"