What's your favorite joke?

[gengen2034]

little johny comes home from school and as he walks through the door he hears some faint moaning sounds coming from upstairs
he has no clue what they are, so he walks around the house, but the sounds dont stop
so he decides to walk up the stairs and find out what the sounds are. he notices they coming from his mums room, and he creeps ever so slowly to see what is going on.
the door is slightly open and he decides to peek, there he sees his mum completely naked on the bed squeezing her nipples with one hand and fingering herself with the other shouting "god i need a man, god i need a man"
he thinks this is weird but decides to do nothing about it
the next day same thing happens he comes home from school and the moaning is there again and he checks upstairs and sure enough mum still doing the same thing

this goes on for a couple of weeks

then one day
he comes home and sure enough mum is moaning, so he takes no notice and turns to go into kitchen for a bite to eat. but as he turns he hears a mans voice also moaning!!
so as quickly and as quietly as he can he rushes up stairs to see wats going on
and sure enough here is mum naked on the bed but there is a guy on top of her

little johny has a bright idea
he quietly sneaks into his room
jumps into bed taking all his clothes off
starts touching himself shouting
"god i need a bike, god i need a bike..."