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Try using this argument in the workplace.

Boss: "Jenkins just made $10,000 in sales today"
You: "Yeah. Everything comes easy for Jenkins. But, I work harder, though"
Boss: "Get the fuck out of my office!" (throws coffee at you)
Jenkins: "I also had sex with your wife......loser."

Way to go, Sony. Nintendo is screwing your wife.