O-D-C on 27 January 2009
| highwaystar101 said: right, here is what you do to perform an appendectomy on yourself. 1x Kitchen knife 10x Shots of Vodka (snorted) 3x Torniquets (although string tied in a slipknot will do) 1x plaster (colourful cartoon character optional) 1x Vacuum (it's gonna make a mess) 1x Apple step 1: Snort shots of Vodka, wait until pissed so you don't feel pain. step 2: Create small incision over appendix. Enter incisionand place torniquets around the base of the appendix. step 3: Cut appendix out of body. step 4: Place plaster over incision, try and use a scooby doo one. step 5: Vacuum up mess... There may be a lot of it. step 6: You may be hungry after all that hard work, eat the apple now. Good luck |
Speaking from personal experience, listen to his man.
