What if Kratos.. Was French ?!

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d21lewis said:

He'd make the gods feel bad with his extreme sarcasm.

In the game's intro, he'd jump off of the Eiffel Tower.

The Blades of Chaos would be attached to his extra long armpit hair.

He would use the word "croissant" when it is totally inappropriate.

He'd always have a bottle of wine in his left hand.

Instead of riding Pegasus, he'd ride on a bicycle (at a much slower pace than Lance Armstrong).

there is so much win in that post that you should worry about breaking the thread.

holy shit XD it's awesome.