1. I live in Venezuela
2. My country is not powerful at all, very poor although we have a lot of oil, we're not respected by anyone unless they want to take something from us, we're famous because of our piece of shit president, and we're popular with the arabs, african, latin american and caribbean countries because the goverment always want to give help to them before solving our own problems.
3. Well we have a lot of beautiful women and beaches, also our baseball players do very good on the MLB. And fucking Chavez is pretty famous for his lousy mouth. Violence also is a big issue here, you better don't carri a digital camera or a laptop on the street, it will be stlen from you and if you resist they'll kill you...
4. I'd rather live in our neighbour Colombia
