The list should be top 5 swords from old console games... Wheres for example the Lilarcor from BG-series. (Yeah, that talking sword.)
Some of his its lines:
"I don't know what you were expecting, but as a sword I'm pretty one-dimensional in what I want."
"Murder, death, kill! Murder death kill! Mwuhuhahahaha!"
"I got it. Oh, I knew I'd come up with something... I'm so sharp. Kill everything! Carnage! Slaughter! Carve your way outta here and I'm gonna sing your praises! Yeahaaah!!"







