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Onyxmeth said:
Pristine20 said:

Marriage just isn't my thing. Perhaps I'll consider it when I'm older and need it just for the "companionship"

 

Dogs provide better companionship, but the sex isn't as good. Then again, dogs only live for 14 years but somehow nothing short of a clothing iron to the face is going to get rid of your wife. You need to weigh out the positives and negatives.

 

When I say older, I mean when my **** is pretty much useless and I don't care about sex anymore. I hate dogs as well and can't, for the life of me, comprehend how a dog could be "cute". It's still a dog.

 



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