| Onyxmeth said: This is so much more loaded than just girls vs. games. I hope by girls you mean sex though, because if you just mean the company of women, this just became a harder decision to make. Scenario 1-Marriage vs. One videogame for life Result: The one game can get really annoying and redundant. I would long for other games to play. I would probably start to despise even looking at the game and would decide not to play it any more altogether. Then again...I just described marriage too. It's a tie. Scenario 2-Lifetime of AAA games vs. Lifetime of celebrity sex Result: My penis would disconnect from me, give me the finger and walk off in disgust if I said anything other than a lifetime of celebrity sex. I like my penis. He's a good friend, so I choose celebrity sex. Scenario 3-Touch Generation games vs. Touching women Result: In a scenario where I could only touch women and not get any satisfaction myself, my penis would probably rather have me playing Touch Generation games on my DS for it's own sake. Gaming wins this scenario. More to come as I drink more Bailey's and get smarter. |
Post of the day lol. Thats exactly how I view marriage. I don't know how people do it. Marriage is a commitment. luckily, you never have to commit to playing only one game lol
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