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I stopped reading after the first paragraph, at which point it was clear that the entire wall of text was an exercise in masturbatory self-indulgence.

Nothing wrong with that, mind you, but you'll excuse me if I don't want to watch while you satisfy your urges...



"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event."  — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
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