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EL_PATRAS said:
ahhhhh the hardcore gamer. Abandoned in a basket out on the cold ruthless streets of a place called reality. Unable to look after himself he fills the internet with long desperate cries which pierce our tortured minds as they reverberate endlessly around forums. Will anybody answer the call, or will this dying species wither away into obscurity, becoming a relic of a distant past?

Eh, just add a pair of scribbled slabs, a talkative flaming shrubbery and a bunch of followers and he could found a brand new hardcore religion... Monotheistic too!  



Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! (Pontius Pilate, "Life of Brian")
A fart without stink is like a sky without stars.
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