Penny Arcade on Lair

[rocketpig]

vizunary said:
this still seems really harsh. i'll ask again, who has played it? i think fuzzmosis is the only one i've seen as of yet, i'll try to rent it tomorrow and then give my own 2 cents. i'll let you guys know, and believe me, i REALLY wanted this game to be spectacular, so if they let me down i'm prepared to tear em a new a$$hole. i am glad i didn't buy it hot off the shelves though.

I also wanted this game to be spectacular. I've also played the game. I'll have a review up for it on my site tomorrow.

In short, it's not a good game. It's not anything even close to a good game. It has so many control problems, bugs, and boring missions that at best, it's a rental. At worst, the manual will end up lining my cat's litter box while the disc will be used as a coaster.

Seriously, the game gets you so amped up with the dragons and the amazing environments that you want to masturbate to the opening scenes.

Then you get to the gameplay and 20 minutes later, you're trying to rationalize why you shouldn't throw your Sixaxis across the room and stomp everything into a million pieces as revenge for tricking you into spending $60 on this game.