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Maxim's game and movie reviews have always been something of a joke. They look like theyre meant to impart a sense of kinship to the grossly under-informed.Even if a good movie or game gets a good review, just look at the positives/negatives, and youll realize that a retarded chihuahua has more sense



"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murders will foam up about their waist and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...

 ....and I'll look down and whisper  "no."  

                                                                   - Rorschach