By far the funniest character in any game I've ever played. I'll list a few quotes
"Aw, did the little Desert Princess have her britches in a bunch because the sultan wanted another son? Tell me, do you spend most of your nights drunken and belligerent, followed about by a handful of leering sycophants, looking in your own pathetic way to justify your existence to a disapproving father?"
"Women were the reason I became a monk - and, ah, the reason I switched back... "
M: "Hey Nxxxx, knock-knock.
Nxxxx: "Why do you persist in addressing me as a door?"
M: "It's a joke, you stupid polygon! You're supposed to answer "Who's there?""
Nxxxx: "I know who is there. It is you. Why would I ask a question when I already know the answer?"
M: "Just forget it."
"I am both happy and miserable, without the happy part!"
"This place is locked up tighter than a chastity belt!"
"That beauty sleep didn't help much."
I edited some of them to take out names, but I'll give a gold star sticker to whoever can guess the character.
These are just a small portion of the great lines in this game.
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