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Its completely my fault that the PS3 tanked this generation. I inadvertantly fell of the side of my bed the day it was released thereby creating a butterfly effect that bumped the PS3 off the main shelves at every retailer. It cost Sony an extra $200 per console to place them back on the top shelf but by then it was too late because the unicorns had already started pulling the sleigh and santa got kidnaped by jewish monks. If i had just fallen a little more to the right, it would have been the Wii that would have suffering Sony's fate and the 360 would have been crushed by a hemp smoking chia pet.

You didnt see as many PS3 ads because retailers get better returns on their advertising dollars with the Wii and 360. I did see some PS3 ads but I have to admit that I was surprised that they sold as well as they did last holiday season. This generation is over. Time to move on to the next.