If anybody makes my kids get naked at school, I'd have to clobber them with all my might.
My school was pretty bad, and for some reason they were convinced I was constantly on drugs, so they were always having drug dogs sniff our lockers and backpacks, and would single me out to empty my backpack and get all pissed off when they didn't find anything. The dean even tasted my soda one day to make sure I hadn't spiked it. They searched my coat and backpack, but never made me take my shirt or pants off, and if they did, I wouldn't have been expelled for having drugs, I would've been expelled for kicking the dean's ass and ripping his stupid moustache off.
This is ridiculous.












