what type of girls do you like?

[Johann]

Zapp is always right there with the best posts on these kind of threads.
Well, I'd say I like (or used to like) girls who are simple, like me. She hates parties, doesn't like to go out much, and can stay home through long periods of time living only on instant noodles, coffee and sex.
I couldn't care less about the way she looks. Looks serve only to compensate the stuff you don't like about her. Like this: "Man, that girl can be such an annoying bitch sometimes, but she's hot so all's forgiven!"