Onyxmeth on 14 January 2009
I didn't even realize you needed anything for those jobs but a heartbeat and the willingness to show up. I suppose you could keep sending resumes every month and hope for the best. You can call the HR department directly to show them you're interested in the job. If you do manage to score an interview, then offer sexual services to your interviewer. It works every time. 
Tag: Became a freaking mod and a complete douche, coincidentally, at the same time.
