The year is 2009.
The People's Republic of China unveils a massive video game study which proves without a doubt that playing games reduces one's productivity, wastes electricity, and increases the difficulty of dating. Within days of showing these studies to the U.N., nearly every country in the world decides to take action. Even socially liberal countries are moved to stop the video game menace on productivity, hoping it will cure the current economic strain. The action they all agree to take is quick, decisive, and rather dumb,
You must choose your 5 (five) video games within 1 hour of reading this new law. You will not be allowed to own any other games.
Their hope is that you'll quickly grow bored of these games and give them up for good, but can you choose carefully enough to game happily forever?
Other rules:
1) All multiplayer servers will stay active, even if publishers and game developers go out of business. Public funding will be used to keep them alive.
2) Playing more than your alloted 5 games is punishable by death, cameras will be placed in every gaming device to keep an eye on you, and I'll personally make sure you don't cheat you little bastard.
3) It's your life so I can't choose for you, but I will probably criticize and laugh at your 5 games.
I'm sorry to inform you of this news, but I look forward to your 5 (five) choices.
1) World of Warcraft
2) Super Mario Galaxy
3) Team Fortress 2
4) Starcraft
5) Mario Kart Wii
