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Oh Lord, all right.

That isn't really a moral paradox, that would just be ironic. If I were saying I wanted to avoid confrontation while being insulting and confrontational, it would be ironic and I would also be an asshole. There are very few moral paradoxes which are actually applicable in everyday situations, much less in conversations. There are just people who behave like jerks.

What kind of cold medicine did they put you on? Codeine? That shit is rough.