Cool, sexthreads are back in swing... of course i have to contribute.
Firs of all... yes, I too had to once scrape feces of my stick. Funniest part: did got her to blow me after cleaning..
Once, I accidently sprayed a girl in her eye which supposedly really fucking hurt.
A girl was blowing me a bit too enthusiastically and I ended up with cuts from her teeth on my knob.
And one time, I was to blame. During sex, we fell off the bed. Nothing wrong there, we could just aswell continue on the floor. Problem was, the rug was a bit rough and it scraped her back open.
After 2 hours I completely forgot about it and I offered her a massage. I got the oil ready and me, learning massages from my professional boxing teacher, started looking for knots in her muscles. I always do this a bit rough to see a reaction. When I heard her grown I thought I found a knot and started massaging it a bit harder. She groaned but I thought I'd feel the musle loosening so I continued...
then after a few minutes I remembered the rug brun... and I had to ask her why she didn't say anything!
"I didn't want to dissapoint or scare you"... best reply ever!
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