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I still think the first one is beautiful, and I wish I could've seen the tunnels. It was all one can, which is amazing, and he created tunnels so we know that after drinking 10 billion beers he could still dig through his house.

But that second one twesterm just showed, wowee zowee. How do you dump that many cigarettes onto your keyboard? There's no tunnels or anything either. They weren't using the computer or walking around I guess. They must have been stealing trash, opening the front door, and shooting the trash into the house with a potato launcher or something. And there's just chunks of a whole new universe growing in there. I can't believe the neighbors hadn't complained about the smell before somebody came looking for rent.